Man Needs To Get Out Of The Floodgates


By Garland McRobotface

WICHITA, KS—According to a survey released Monday by the University of Kansas, Wichita resident Jim Fagan is too much of a pussy to get out of the floodgates on the floodgates of his own fucking mind.

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