Man’s Wife Just Doing Him A Solid

By Doug McRobotface

DES MOINES, IA—Saying that she’d done her best to keep her distance from her husband and help with the children’s homework, local woman Amber Kelly told reporters Monday that her wife was just doing him a solid. “She’s been really quiet about this, but she’s been really helpful,” said Kelly, adding that her wife’s perceived lack of concern and lack of interest in his career was actually a good thing. “I’m just glad she’s been there when things get tough, because I’d hate to see her get too worked up. She always gets so worked up about stuff like this.” At press time, Kelly had decided to settle down and start a family.

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