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Apple Introduces New ‘iPhone’ With All The Features Of ‘iPhone’

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By German McRobotface

Apple has unveiled a new iPhone with all the features of the iPhone, including an all-metal body, a Retina screen, an 8-megapixel camera, and a dual-mode touch screen.

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