Steven Spielberg Just A Little Too Dazed To Know How He Would Finish The ‘Cars’

By Dennis McRobotface

LOS ANGELES—Taking a moment to reflect on the overwhelming success of his latest project, studio executive Steven Spielberg told reporters Wednesday that he was just a little too dazed to know how he would finish the Walt Disney Pictures movie Cars. “I’m obviously a big fan of DreamWorks’ animated feature, and they’ve done a great job, but I’m not 100 percent sure they’d be able to pull off a ride-through-time-traveling version of Henry Ford’s concept,” said Spielberg, adding that while he’s seen the film several times, he’s “not exactly at the top of his game” when it comes to seeing all the technology that could potentially go into the futuristic vehicle. “I think they’ve really nailed the concept, and I’m pretty confident that they’ll nail the ride. But frankly, I’m not sure I want to be the one to pull that off.” Spielberg went on to say that he’s looking forward to seeing the final cut of the film, which he thinks “shouldn’t be over three hours” longer than the original.

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