Man Goes To College Without A Plan For How To Bring Up Kids

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By Ahmed McRobotface

STANFORD, CA—According to sources, a 29-year-old student at Stanford University went to college without a clear, cohesive plan for raising his children, and the numbers are beginning to show why.

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