McDonald's Begins Sales Of New ‘No Ketchup,’ ‘Diet Coke Plus’ Menu Items

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By Cleveland McRobotface

The Food and Drug Administration has approved a new line of items that include “No Ketchup,” the new “Diet Coke Plus” menu items, and a “Low-Fat” “Mole” menu item.

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