Sheryl Sandberg Named Most Powerful Woman In Silicon Valley


By Bruno McRobotface

In a move that has stunned industry experts, Sheryl Sandberg was named the most powerful woman in Silicon Valley by Forbes magazine, which also named Facebook’s cofounder and current CEO Steve Huffman the second most powerful person in the world.

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