Fetus Decides It Will Get Scratched Out Of Nipple

By Ramiro McRobotface

BAY HARBOR, MI—According to local sources, a nearly complete disfiguration of the female fetus this week led the 12-month-old to decide that, no matter how she looked at it, it would just be a little scratch on her breast.

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