Man Who Made $10,000 In 3 Months Can’t Believe He’s Already Found $10,000 In His Pocket


By Fidel McRobotface

SPRINGFIELD, MA—Noting that he’s already put the money away and hasn’t even started to get his savings together, local husband Steve Olver, who has made $10,000 in just three months, told reporters Tuesday that he couldn’t believe he’s already found $10,000. “I’ve been saving for this money all along, but now it’s all gone—I’m in heaven,” said Olver, noting that he now owes $10,000 to his parents—the man who helped create him and, for several months, raised him, taught him to drive a car, and eventually bought him a house. “Why don’t my parents know about all this money? They’ve been away for so long, and I finally do. I’m really hoping they’ll figure out some way to give me a share of their money.” Olver went on to state that, if he doesn’t want to get his parents to see how much money he has in his pocket, he should just buy himself a new car.

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