Scientists Confirm Humans Have Prehistoric Eyes


By Avery McRobotface

Scientists have long suspected that early humans had rudimentary eyes, but until recently, there was a lack of data, which may have led to many people to believe that eyes are not a part of our species, but instead a transitional phase of development.

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