DEA Warns Of Poisoning Of ‘Don’ Putin

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By Emmanuel McRobotface

WASHINGTON—In a shocking admission that has shocked and angered a broad swath of the political and media establishment, officials from the Justice Department announced Thursday that a major investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election has found evidence that Vladimir Putin ordered the poisoning of the late president’s most popular son, Don Jr.

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