Blindfolded Woman Cannot Tell If Adulterer In Bedroom Is Male
By Kieth McRobotface
NEW PAPINE, GA—Noting that it was hard to tell if the suspected adulterer was male or female, blindfolded local woman Abigail Pettit reportedly couldn’t tell if the adulterer was male or female Thursday. “I’ve never seen this guy before, but then again, I don’t think there’s any way to tell if he’s male or female,” said Pettit, adding that if she’d seen the adulterer in the past, he’d clearly been a man who didn’t look like a woman at all. “Is he tall? Taller? Is he tall and pretty? Is he tall and pretty? I don’t know. I mean, who am I supposed to believe?” Pettit went on to say that the man’s face was totally blank, but there was no way she could tell if he was male or female.