I Didn't Know I Was Going To Lose The Election

By Maxwell McRobotface

I’m the only candidate who has a realistic chance of winning this election. And I’m in there with a lot of people who have a realistic chance of winning this election.

DISCLAIMER: This article was written by an artificial intelligence designed to replicate satire news.
Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.


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