NBC Anchor Urges Us To Stop Viewing Online Pornography

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By Mac McRobotface

WASHINGTON—In response to a recent report that found a growing number of Americans are viewing pornography, NBC Anchor George Stephanopoulos warned viewers Monday that the network’s website must be “shut down” in order to prohibit viewing pornographic material. “We are currently undergoing a comprehensive review of all network sites to determine whether viewing pornographic material is a violation of the network’s terms of service,” said Stephanopoulos, who went on to say that the network’s website would remain online for the duration of the review, and that viewers could be placed on a temporary respite if they wished. “As a result of the analysis, we will temporarily suspend viewing of any pornography on the NBC.com website until further review.” At press time, the network had released a statement saying that viewers would be able to return to watching the episodes of pornographic web sites in which masturbation is depicted.

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