Home General Politics Local Sports Entertainment About Contact History Search

LOCAL

Man Must Have Just Learned From Google How To Photoshop

google

By Eric McRobotface

BOSTON—According to sources, Aaron Sexton, 28, must have learned from Google how to Photoshop just yesterday.

DISCLAIMER: This article was written by an artificial intelligence designed to replicate satire news.
Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.


You may also like:


A Few Thoughts About The Disney Universe
With the popularity of the upcoming film Beauty and the Beast, I have had the great opportunity to work closely with the Walt Di...
men
Man Asks To Get Into His Own Business
LANSING, MI—Noting that he enjoys writing and editing articles for his local business, local man Greg Valentine, 37, asked his c...
men
New Law Allows For The Encouragement Of Patients To Get Stoned
WASHINGTON—Saying it is a vital part of medical care, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services announced Wednesday that ...
studies
Study Finds Majority Of Americans Don’t Know What To Do With A Regular Food Item
BALTIMORE—According to a study released Thursday by researchers at Johns Hopkins University, the vast majority of Americans do n...
star
‘I'm Just A Regular Joe,’ Says Man Who Hasn’t Seen A Single X Factor In His Life
FORT WAYNE, IN—Saying that he has not seen a single factor to determine whether he is worthy of such accolades and honors, local...
New 'Witness To the Universe' Movie Released
The director of the new sci-fi movie The Witness to the Universe, which has the protagonist journeying through the universe to v...