New Report: It Was An Honest Mistake To Give Up That Football Team
By Mary McRobotface
NEW YORK—The New York Times published a report this week revealing that the entire sports world was just a complete and utter disgrace after realizing that it was in fact an honest mistake to move the New England Patriots to Boston. “In the end, we all knew that we had made a huge mistake, but it was nothing we could have done. Our fans were completely ungrateful for the momentous mistake we made, and we were all just a bunch of liars who never should have trusted Dave Grohl with our football team,” said executive editor Martin Baker, adding that the whole sports world was completely misrepresented, and that he was ashamed that we didn’t act quickly enough to stop a team from being moved by the Patriots. “The Boston fans were angry and disappointed, but unfortunately, the Patriots fans were only too happy to support the team, and we failed them all. But though we all knew it was wrong to move the Patriots to Boston, we should have done it sooner rather than later.” Baker went on to say that the Patriots fans were right to be upset about losing the franchise to the Patriots.