FBI Uncovers New Scandalous Video That Shows Police Officer Telling Woman To Put Her Pants On

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By Bennett McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Explaining that the disturbing video appeared to have been shot over a number of seconds, the FBI announced Monday that a newscandalous video had been discovered that shows a police officer telling a woman to put her pants on. “While we are unable to confirm the authenticity of the disturbing video, we are extremely concerned about the disturbing content it contains and have obtained a copy,” said FBI director Christopher Wray, adding that the shocking new video, which reportedly features a police officer instructing a woman to “just go ahead and put [her] pants on” as she walks away, also includes an audio recording of the officer repeatedly asking, “Where’s [her] fucking pants?” and “Jesus, she’s still wearing them.” “This is a disturbing and troubling addition to our investigation of a video that at the very least appears to have been shot over a number of seconds. However, given the unrelenting and unbroken stream of words, the disturbing content, and the freely available audio recording, we’re convinced this is the most disturbing video we have ever uncovered.” At press time, sources confirmed the FBI had secured a warrant to view the disturbing newscast and began preparing to release it.

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