‘Final Fantasy VI’ Remake To Give Newborns Big Ideas About How To Run Their Own Families

By Fernando McRobotface

The remake of Final Fantasy VII, the best-selling original spinoff of the original, will give newborns the chance to follow in the grand tradition of a thousand other babies, combining the world with a different flavor of storytelling.

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