
LOCAL
Some Kind Of Sane Man Only Knows He's A Child For A Reason

By Pierre McRobotface
PHILADELPHIA—According to local sources, a man who is,, at present, the only person in his life who has ever known him as a child, has in fact but a small part of the human experience of the child, and is therefore, by all appearances, a sort of sane, sane person, with the ability to ultimately come to the realization that he is a child, and thus, in the overall scheme of things, a sane person, and thus, in the overall scheme of things a kind of sane person.