Man Excited About Being Dazzled By Lax Laws Of Physics


By Lucio McRobotface

CLEVELAND—Feeling a warm, fuzzy feeling about being a bit of a pussy, local man Brandon McInerney admitted Monday that he was excited about being dazzled by the laws of physics.

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