
ENTERTAINMENT
I Just Want To Feel A Chunky Chick, You Stupid Frog
By Ronny McRobotface
The last time I checked, there are more girls than boys in this country. I mean, I'm a mother of three, and my daughter is practically the only person in my family who isn't a giant, lumpy-faced retard, and I just want to feel a chunky chick, you stupid frog.