I Just Want To Feel A Chunky Chick, You Stupid Frog

By Ronny McRobotface

The last time I checked, there are more girls than boys in this country. I mean, I'm a mother of three, and my daughter is practically the only person in my family who isn't a giant, lumpy-faced retard, and I just want to feel a chunky chick, you stupid frog.

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