'Do Not Distract' Warning Leads To Increasingly Disturbed Children


By Robin McRobotface

A disturbing new study reveals that 'Do Not Disturb' signs are driving a rise in children who are left completely and utterly traumatized by the sight of the signs they are seeing.

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