‘My God, What Happened?’ Screams Laura Ingraham Asks President For Every Last Time He’s Visited Her Home Since Election

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By Thaddeus McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Explaining that she was looking for every opportunity to vent about the election, White House hopeful Laura Ingraham reportedly yelled out in a loud, on-air voice Tuesday morning that “My God, what happened?” just once after visiting President Barack Obama’s house since the Nov. 8 election. “My God, what happened?” said Ingraham, adding that she had been secretly praying that the president would be so brave and strong enough to stand up to her, but didn’t think it would happen. “My God, what happened?” At press time, Ingraham had announced she was leaving the White House and going to work for a conservative media company.

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