New e-mail Alerts Users Of Leakage Of 'Notorious' Sex Scandal


By Devin McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Responding to widespread criticism of the incident, the U.S. Department of Justice announced plans Friday to alert users of a massive data breach at the International Monetary Fund that occurs every year only to the extent that the agency is aware of it.

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