Mother Makes A Big Deal About The Boy Who Lives In Her Home

By Elvis McRobotface

SEATTLE—According to local sources, local woman Melissa Loomis, 42, made an all-out effort to raise awareness about the existence of her son, Patrick, who lives in her home.

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