Report: U.S. Government Has Already Obtained $1 Trillion In Taxes From China


By Homer McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Dispelling multiple claims that the welfare state had been weakened under the Trump administration, a report released Wednesday by the Department of the Treasury revealed that the U.S. government has already obtained $1 trillion in taxes from China. “Under the terms of the President’s new tax-free trade agreement with China, the Treasury has already collected $1 trillion in taxes from the country,” said Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin, adding that the Treasury’s $1 trillion in taxes from China was formally approved by Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and approved by President Xi Jinping, who has already notified Secretary of the Treasury Steve Mnuchin that China will continue to receive the treasury’s 1 trillion dollar tax on imports from the U.S. “To ensure the smooth functioning of the tax system, we must not only maintain the nation’s high tax burden, but also collect it from China, which has already taken nearly $1 trillion in taxes from the U.S. in the past.” At press time, Treasury officials confirmed that President Trump was considering an expansive tax code that would effectively eliminate the entire U.S. economy.

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