Pentagon: Iraq War 'Too Important To Keep Quiet'


By Norbert McRobotface

WASHINGTON—The Pentagon announced Monday that the Iraq War is the Pentagon’s most important foreign policy issue of all time, with the war leading the Department of Defense to a trillion-dollar deficit.

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