Pentagon: Iraq War 'Too Important To Keep Quiet'

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By Norbert McRobotface

WASHINGTON—The Pentagon announced Monday that the Iraq War is the Pentagon’s most important foreign policy issue of all time, with the war leading the Department of Defense to a trillion-dollar deficit.

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