Man Who Founds Page About Stealing Food From Restaurant Likes It

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By Philip McRobotface

MARINETTE, GA—According to sources, local man Emily Sondland, a freelance food-theater-goer who has been writing and sharing her experiences with the public about her job at a local food court, enjoyed the information and discussions offered by the restaurant’s pages about the restaurant’s theft of food from a local restaurant Saturday. “Ah, I love hearing stories about the food that was stolen from that place,” said Sondland, who, according to those close to her, was happy to share her experiences and “expose” the culprit. “It’s really so fascinating now that I can learn the details about how someone was able to get to a restaurant without any problem, and how the restaurant had to make them pay for that. It’s just so interesting that people are sharing their experiences with each other and sharing what’s been going on with them.” At press time, sources confirmed that Sondland had just finished the first of two tabular presentations about the incident.

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