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It Was Better That Way

By Paul McRobotface

I used to think that, if I could just make the best of it, the world would be a better place. I used to believe even that I could make my life a better by taking care of people. But it turns out that the truth is, the world is a much more complicated place than I’d ever suspected.

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Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.


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