Area Woman Can't Believe She's Getting A Job With A Company That Only Accepts Women


By Tod McRobotface

LOS ANGELES—Saying she couldn’t believe she was even applying for a job she’s never been hired for, local woman Annie Perry told reporters Friday that she can’t believe she’s getting a job with a company that only accepts women. “I’ve been applying for jobs for years, and now I’m finally getting the one I’ve always wanted,” said the 36-year-old woman who, like many women in her field, had to take a visual examination of her resume, which she confirmed is “pretty much a blank slate.” “Oh, and I’m not being considered for a job that no one actually wants. I’m not even considered for a position I love. What the hell?” At press time, Perry was reportedly moving on to offer a list of other jobs she’s been interested in, which included positions that were only for men.

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