Study: Majority Of Americans Want To Be First Human In Space


By Foster McRobotface

A study published in the Journal Of Human Evolution concluded that more than half of Americans want to be the first person in space, though most of these desires are for personal reasons such as wanting to be the first person to step foot on the moon or wanting to ride in a spacecraft.

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