Ben Affleck To Face Off With Trump

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By Mervin McRobotface

Actor-director Ben Affleck has announced he will represent the president in a high-profile showdown at the inauguration on Jan. 20, a move that has the entire political world guessing whether he will be able to defeat the president’s most loyal supporters.

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