I Wish There Were A Better Way To Spend Every Day

By Dominique McRobotface

I get that people are jobs, and jobs are hard to find. Just because there are fewer jobs doesn’t mean that there aren’t people out there who are simply willing to accept the mundane tasks they’re asked to do. But I’m not sure it’s fair to compare the two. Maybe I’m too much of a perfectionist to have to go on the internet and tell you how to do something as simple and efficient as put your car in park. Maybe I’m just too much of a perfectionist to just do it myself.

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