Honey Badger In The Mood To Grab Some Breakfast

By Dannie McRobotface

SAN ANTONIO—Saying she was definitely hungry, Honey Badger was reported to be in the midst of a full-on munch Tuesday. “Folks, honey, don’t be afraid of me—I’m just hungry,” said the honey badger, adding that she had no intention of going to sleep until breakfast had been served. “I’ll eat everything.” At press time, sources confirmed that Badger had decided to go for a small bite of fruit from a bag.

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