Mom Doesn’t Want Kids In The Mirror


By Claudio McRobotface

AUSTIN, TX—Expressing disappointment with their parents’ decision to take their lives in the mirror instead of the mirror in the bathroom, local mother Melissa Bridgeman told reporters Wednesday that she does not want kids in the mirror. “I’m not sure what they’re trying to get at,” said Bridgeman, adding that she’s “really disappointed” that the couple is not holding a ceremony in the mirror, but would not dispute that her parents are in fact holding a ceremony. “They’re trying to put me in the mirror, they’re not just trying to put me in this one room with all these other people. I don’t want them getting me in a mirror, either.” She later admitted that she was surprised to find her parents completely naked in their living room, but that she “didn’t really notice.”

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