Obama: ‘We Must Restore Our Constitutional Right To Allowing All Positions Of Governmental Authority To Rule Over Our Natures’

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By Silas McRobotface

WASHINGTON—With the nation on the cusp of a constitutional amendment to overturn centuries of Supreme Court precedent, President Barack Obama said Monday that he has ordered a court to enforce his constitutional right to allow all the positions of governmental authority to rule over our natures. “We are living in an era in which the Supreme Court has been hijacked by an elitist cabal of unelected, unaccountable, and unaccountable judges who will do whatever they wish, and the liberty of all mankind cannot be denied,” said the president, adding that he has already ordered a massive expansion of the government’s power, including the supreme commander in chief’s ability to declare martial law, to impose taxes, and to seize property from those he regards as infringing upon his authority. “As long as the Supreme Court refuses to act, it is up to the American people to exercise their constitutional right to determine the appropriate levels of authority in government. We are all one nation, and as long as I am president, all will be governed by me.” Obama went on to say that the decision to allow the Supreme Court to rule over our natures was just one of many decisions he had made to determine the national direction of the nation’s affairs.

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