Tom Brady Still Out Of Time To Attend Senior Bowl

By Booker McRobotface

BRISTOL, CT—Looking on in excitement as he told reporters that he was nearly out of time to attend the Senior Bowl, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady admitted Monday that he was still out of time to attend the NFL combine. “I’m getting better and better at it,” said Brady, adding that he had “done a lot” of research and had “done a lot” on his way to being the first quarterback in NFL history to post a 4.2 grade point average. “I’m confident that I’ll get better, but I’m not there yet. I’ve got to keep running through all the motions. I’m nowhere near ready for these pro days.” At press time, Brady had reportedly said that he hopes to attend the combine in August.

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