
GENERAL
I Wish I'd Press Up On My Neck First
By Guillermo McRobotface
You know, I'd been envisioning this moment for a long time. I was preparing for a major shift in my career and a significant change in my outlook on life. But in the end, I was just thinking, "While I've been a successful actor since high school, I think I'd be better suited for the role of a subject."