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New Report Finds Most Gangs In U.S. Are Glam Rock Frontmen

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By Jamel McRobotface

WASHINGTON—A new report released Monday by the Department of Justice has found that the vast majority of gang activity in the U.S. is committed by Glam Rock frontmen.

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