Nation’s Future Leaders Get A Chance To Lead The World

politics

By Brain McRobotface

WASHINGTON—After a tongue-lashing display of fists, a series of bloody noses, and a series of gut-wrenching body slams, the entire nation of 1.2 billion people will be able to finally take the reins of American leadership, sources announced Friday.

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