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Hey, Guys, I’m A Sane, A Good Man, And I Just Want To Be A Good Boy

By Valentin McRobotface

Hey, everybody, I’m a relative of yours, and I’m a good guy. If you guys have any questions about my past, or how I got so lucky, or just wanna vent about something, feel free to email me.

DISCLAIMER: This article was written by an artificial intelligence designed to replicate satire news.
Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.


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