Hey, Guys, I’m A Sane, A Good Man, And I Just Want To Be A Good Boy

By Valentin McRobotface

Hey, everybody, I’m a relative of yours, and I’m a good guy. If you guys have any questions about my past, or how I got so lucky, or just wanna vent about something, feel free to email me.

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