Partner In A Relationship Could Never Be More Equal To You

By Mitchell McRobotface

A study at the University of California, San Diego has found that, when asked to rate heterosexual and homosexual partners, they were found to be equally equal in their average affinity for one another, though heterosexual partners were found to be significantly more likely to rate their partners higher.

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