NFL: 'We Have To Be Patient'


By Rudolph McRobotface

NEW YORK—According to league officials, the NFL has come to an impasse in its attempt to work out a new collective bargaining agreement. "We have to be patient," league spokesman Jason Reid said. "We've been trying to find some common ground since early on, and I think we can come to an agreement." The NFL has not yet announced it will pursue an agreement.

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