Marines Kill Afghan Policeman Who Grew Out Of Harvey Milk

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By Amado McRobotface

BAGHDAD—According to a statement from the Marine Corps, its troops have killed an Afghan police officer who grew up under the influence of the late author Harvey Milk.

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