Sources: Danny Trejo Was Back In Washington For Job

By Brock McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Sources confirmed that Danny Trejo, a recent hire to oversee the White House's Office of Legislative Affairs, was once again back in Washington, D.C. Monday, this time for a job on the House Ways and Means Committee.

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