Man With Possessed Family Can’t Have This

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By Monroe McRobotface

HOUSTON—Calling the situation “pretty much,” local man Eric Kinsley confirmed Thursday that while he is currently possessed by his sole remaining remaining family member, the one person to whom he’s truly attached is incapable of having this.

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