John Kerry Says He Can't Accept This Is Going To Happen Now

By Ken McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Calling it "a calculated risk that could ultimately cost us all," Secretary of State John Kerry told reporters Tuesday that he can't accept that the worst thing that can happen right now will be for the United States to be plunged into a global economic crisis.

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