Obama Calls For Deep State Shutdown
By Bennie McRobotface
WASHINGTON—According to a statement released Wednesday by the White House, President Barack Obama called for a nationwide, shut-down of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. “The deep state is an important part of our democracy, but if we don’t get on board with the free-market reforms and on-the-job training that need to be implemented, we could be looking at another government shutdown,” said Obama, who urged citizens to send in their resignation letters to the FBI and Congress. “The deep state is working hard to maintain the influence of the wealthy elite and keep us in our current state. But if we don’t step up to the plate and work together, it could look like we’re going to feel some new, emerging powers, and I think that’s not a good thing.” Obama added that he would appoint a special prosecutor to dig into the highly classified info on the Trump campaign that were recently leaked to the public.