Robert Pattinson, George Clooney Join Forces For ‘An Inconvenient Sequel’

By Wilfred McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Citing the social media posts the two had posted together earlier this week, sources confirmed Thursday that Robert Pattinson and George Clooney will join forces to produce an upcoming documentary. “Obviously, we’re thrilled to welcome Robert Pattinson and George Clooney to the film industry, as they are just two of the many powerful individuals who can shape a story and create a lasting legacy,” said a spokesperson for the collaboration, which will reportedly be an intimate look at the filmmaking process and how the two are able to make their identities known on social media. “In addition to their work together, the two actors have also teamed up on a number of other projects, including a recent partnership on a boat, and a recent collaboration in which they were the first to be photographed together. I can’t wait to share this exciting new collaboration with the entire mainstream media.” At press time, the partnership had been confirmed and the film’s release date had been pushed back to October.

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