New Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Would Rather Have Money Than Porn

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By Gilbert McRobotface

NEW YORK—According to a poll of 1,000 Americans conducted by Pornhub.com, the majority of respondents say they would prefer having a steady source of income to the pornography industry, while another 20 percent would prefer to watch the pornography industry as much as possible.

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